Dreams

Pure whimsy from The Fortune-Telling Book of Dreams, published by Chronicle Books. A few samples:

CONVICT:
A career in the arts, particularly music, is in your future if you dream of being a convict.

FROST:
A most fortunate dream. Frost on a window augurs a unique and enriching experience.

JAZZ:
To dream of listening to jazz is a warning that you should start to live within your means.

NOVOCAIN:
You will finally come to a resolution regarding a current problem if you dream of being under the effects of Novocain.

PANCAKES:
If you make pancakes in a dream, you will soon make a new friend.

TOMATOES:
To dream of tomatoes foretells travel and success.

XYLOPHONE:
Beware if a xylophone is played out of tune. This is the prediction of an accident.